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Predictions

Feb 9, 2019

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be next year's exciting, thrilling Super Bowl halftime show? Mo Rocca.

MO ROCCA: Broadway's Patti Lupone because she's great. And I'd love to hear her yell at 80,000 drunken football fans to put away their cellphones.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Feb 9, 2019

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Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the score?

Limericks

Feb 9, 2019

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Predictions

Feb 2, 2019

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OK, panel, the Earth is now frozen solid. What will we find when it all melts? Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: If my 20-some years in Alaska taught me nothing else, it taught me this. It's dog poop, lots...

(LAUGHTER)

BODETT: ...And lots of dog poop.

SAGAL: Maeve Higgins.

Limericks

Feb 2, 2019

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Lightning Fill In The Blank

Feb 2, 2019

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Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank - each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

BILL KURTIS: Maeve has three.

Predictions

Jan 26, 2019

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Now, panel, what is Rudolph Giuliani doing next? Bim Adewunmi.

BIM ADEWUNMI: He's going to be the groin crusher general of New York.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Amy Dickinson.

AMY DICKINSON: He's going to embark on his fourth, fifth and sixth marriages all at once.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Jan 26, 2019

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Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer's worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

Panel Questions

Jan 26, 2019

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BILL KURTIS: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME, the NPR news quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. We're playing this week with Bim Adewunmi, Adam Burke and Amy Dickinson. And here is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago...

(CHEERING)

KURTIS: ...Peter Sagal.

Predictions

Jan 19, 2019

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Now, panel, what will be the next trend in self-improvement? Alonzo Bodden.

ALONZO BODDEN: People stop listening to Marie Kondo and keep their stuff.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Helen Hong.

HELEN HONG: We'll break into other people's homes and throw out their stuff...

(LAUGHTER)

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Jan 19, 2019

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Now it's time to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

Limericks

Jan 19, 2019

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Predictions

Jan 12, 2019

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Now, panel, what will be the next big revelation from the world of literature? Luke Burbank.

LUKE BURBANK: Holden Caulfield's father secretly funneled millions of untaxed dollars to him over the years.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Jan 12, 2019

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Now, it's time for our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is now worth two points. Chioke, can you give us the scores?

Bluff The Listener

Jan 12, 2019

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Right now, it's time for the WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play our game on the air.

Hi, you are on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

JEAN WINTHER: Yes, I am.

SAGAL: You...

(LAUGHTER)

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Panel Questions

Jan 5, 2019

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So we are trying to change your opinion of 2018 before the cement sets. It wasn't all bad. We had some pretty good times around here.

BILL KURTIS: Here are some of our favorite questions we put to our panel over the years. We'll start with one asked by guest host Helen Hong.

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We've been doing this show for a long time, and we've talked to a lot of celebrities. And we've gotten a little jaded.

BILL KURTIS: Oh, look. It's Jon Hamm.

(LAUGHTER)

Not My Job: We Quiz Glenn Close On Rabbits

Dec 29, 2018

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Before we close the door on 2018, we're bringing you some of our favorite moments from recent shows.

BILL KURTIS: Like the time we visited Milwaukee and talked to actor Glenn Close. Peter asked her about growing up in Africa.

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"Late Night" host Seth Meyers got his start doing improv in Chicago. So when he joined us recently on stage at Carnegie Hall in New York City, it was like a reunion with someone we've never met in a place we don't usually go.

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In June, we talked to an old friend, Louie Anderson. Now, these days, Louie is an award-winning actor playing the mother on the show "Baskets." But we started by asking him about growing up in Minnesota.

(SOUNDBITE OF ARCHIVED BROADCAST)

LOUIE ANDERSON: Yeah, one - I'm tenth of 11 children.

SAGAL: Oh, my gosh.

ANDERSON: Isn't that - I just slid out.

(LAUGHTER)

ANDERSON: My mom would hate that joke. I'm sorry, Mom.

SAGAL: It's all right.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And...

Predictions

Dec 22, 2018

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Now, panel, what will Mark Zuckerberg get for Christmas? Adam Felber.

ADAM FELBER: Just a fan letter from Santa, saying, dude, I thought I was invasive.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Roxanne Roberts.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Dec 22, 2018

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Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

Limericks

Dec 22, 2018

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Predictions

Dec 16, 2018

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Now, panel, who will end up hosting the Oscars? Roy Blount Jr.

ROY BLOUNT JR: There was a new Muppet announced this week. I thought it might come up on the show, but it didn't. But, anyway, it's the homeless Muppet.

SAGAL: Yeah.

Limericks

Dec 15, 2018

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Lightning Fill In The Blank

Dec 15, 2018

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Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

Panel Questions

Dec 15, 2018

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(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)

BILL KURTIS: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME, the NPR news quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. We're playing this week with Helen Hong, Roy Blunt Jr. and Luke Burbank. And here, again, is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

Predictions

Dec 8, 2018

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Now, panel, what song will replace "Baby, It's Cold Outside" for our modern sensibilities? Peter Grosz.

PETER GROSZ: Based off of "Little Drummer Boy," we're going to get Little Dummy Boy about how much Paula loves Charlie McCarthy.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Faith Salie.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Dec 8, 2018

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Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which they answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Bill, can you give us the scores?

BILL KURTIS: Faith and Paula each have two. Peter has three.

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